"We're not friends..."

[bastardchimp]

"...we're just two people who like each other

Comments

[benida]

Je t'aime despite your suckage. <3

[bastardchimp]

Ah no...You "t'aime" (damnedable french)my online and telephone personality...In real life I'm not nearly as confident, dynamic, nor witty. SOMETIMES, sure...but not all the time.

And I'm not nearly as cute, either.

(again...SOMETIMES...)

[benida]

Yeah...

You're probably right. Screw that shit. I don't like you anymore.

(Whatever, Bébé-lala!)

[bastardchimp]

FINE!

[meanjunglist]

:-( **Hugs**

We need to get you to the beach (Hell, I need to get to the beach myself. I love that place.). A vacation can do wonders,especially ones that are related to laying in the sun and watching the ocean.

[bastardchimp]

I agree. Just to hear an ocean would be magnificently relaxing.

Hell, just to go to slepp knowing that I don't have to do a damned thing the next day would be relaxing, at this point.

[bastardchimp]

Um...SLEEP.

Not slepp.

[whatifilied]

In the director's cut, Duckie gets the girl.

Also, every relationship ends except the last one.

[bastardchimp]

Yes...But overwhelming public response demanded the girl get the rich dude at the end ; )

[whatifilied]

not overwhelming public response. The response of an overwhelmingly unblanaced focus group which was primarily made up of jock types.
At least that's what I heard.

[bastardchimp]

SEE?

Exactly why I think Mario's should be fire-bombed.

[point_shoot]

i understand what you're saying. i'm the exact same way. me and Mister M (The Ex, for me) can be fine, as long as we're both single. once one of us (or god forbid, both of us, like right now) are attached, we can't even be around each other.

and i agree with the comment above from meanjunglist: go to the beach. go anywhere outside of pittsburgh. it's time to recharge your little doom monkey batteries.

i love your posts, btw. i always look forward to them. you're a guy with real emotion, who actually expresses them in writing. that's rare.

[bastardchimp]

By expressing things, I get in trouble.

I don't have any other outlet, at all. people say "use your art", but my "art" merits me being funny. it's the way it works. I get shit out on this thing, and go back to being humerous in my work.

[point_shoot]

if this is your outlet, then this is your outlet. you write for you.

[bastardchimp]

I agree.

the argument is "Well, it's public".

Sure it is...I understand. But, hell, I'm jaded and pissed and all, but at least it's FUNNY...generally.

[granolademonic]

Why WOULD anybody want me?

You're honest and sensitive and insightful and introspective.

That's quite a package.

[bastardchimp]

Oh, Monte...you say the sweetest things.

You married MAN you.

Thanks you, though...And, although it sounds like a good package (that and my incredible sexual prowess) it's a bit too much for people to handle, I'm finding out.

Takes a strong gal to handly the ammount of shmoopy I throw out at any moment.

[benida]

It's spelled schmoup. And that's my word. You're stealing my words! We are even! Suckahhh.

[bastardchimp]

OOHHH no no no!

I stole that from SEINFELD.