Comments | bastardchimp: You know something...

bastardchimp

You know something...

Jun 14, 2005 10:55

...you never really know how much you miss somebody until they force you to put on lip-gloss that burns and attempt to assault you with their big giant feet ( Read more... )

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gigglefaerie June 14 2005, 15:29:38 UTC

I'm smiling man. You made my day.

jameel June 14 2005, 15:59:28 UTC

Do you drink pop?

bastardchimp June 14 2005, 16:13:08 UTC

Sometimes, but only if I go out to eat. I drink water all day, which has really helped out weight-loss wise. I don't have soda in my 'frige...I hardly have ANYTHING in my 'frige, actually LOL

tjtimebomb June 14 2005, 16:17:24 UTC

HAHAHAHA WTF .... giant feet? ...lip gloss ... whats going on?

HAHAHA

pressmaster June 14 2005, 16:39:26 UTC

I hear ya and kudos. I bitch about my damn weight too much also and its time to get the gym thing going again. Either way, keep it up and you got me laughing too.

bastardchimp June 14 2005, 16:43:59 UTC

If the gym were free, I'd join you kids.

pressmaster June 14 2005, 16:53:44 UTC

It offers many good packages to suit your needs, etc. Really, the gym isn't as costly as you think. I choose Bally's because it is hooked up and they have many trainers, one of which is a good friend. I'll get the lowdown and let you know.

satannish June 14 2005, 17:31:38 UTC

I'd join you kids as well BUT...

...I'd have to have a trainer that's knowledgeable in neuromuscular diseases and sensitive to mine in particular!

I called Bally's once and they left me on hold and then hung up on me.

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whatifilied June 14 2005, 18:43:01 UTC

are you wearing snake venom lipgloss? You're such a movie star.

except you seem to be forming a better body image instead of getting steadily worse. So not like a movie star in that way.

Good work.

bastardchimp June 14 2005, 19:20:13 UTC

It's this stuff that's supposed to make your lips look fuller and more pouty. It accomplishes said task by chemically burning them into submission, I am convinced. I was, for sheer entertainment's sake, forced (YES! FORCED!) into trying the stuff out myself.

It works.

pressmaster June 14 2005, 20:03:23 UTC

Hmmm, interesting. How long does it work? We have a thousand things in this office for these purposes. Where did you get it?

bastardchimp June 14 2005, 20:10:49 UTC

It wasn't ME that got it, it was Niki...At some hoity-toity makeup place in shadyside.

I told her, man, I said, "Darlin'...you don't need your lips to be any bigger" but she wasn't havin' it.

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