I know this is very lazy of me, but i've been trying to go back over my Flist of the past few weeks and... the task is very daunting. I don't want to miss the important stuff tho, so... what'd I miss, folks?
I killed a giant alligator that was formed from the corpses of every French Military Commander to ever live. The sword known as Orion's Arm was my blade, and it did cut through that foul gator's gullet with righteous precision. I took a nasty bite from the chomping teeth that were Joan of Arc, Napoleon, and General LaFayette, but the diseased wound was healed by the kiss of the first of my sixteen brides, Kristen Bell
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Otherwise, not much.
Oh and check your e-mail for pictures of scantily-to-un dressed redhead with elf ears and a resemblance to another redhead.
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In jeopardy? He's bounced!
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Happy New Year!
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