I would like to apologize to everyone I've offended today. It was that time of the month. Y'know how it is...

Anyways, I just want to say that I love all of you. And fuzzy kittens. I love them too.

Okay, I have to go help old ladies cross the street! Bye! :D

I'm so bored with things I'm actually reading people's journals. This is terrible.

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I think I'm going to have a cigarette. It's a lot more fun than this.

I hate tennis. Why in the hell did I agree to go to this school? This whole thing is going to suck.

I better not have to sit by anyone stupid on the plane.