Creative Puns for 'Educated Minds'

[bastet11191967]

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of

Comments

[meimichan]

Oh, what did I ever do to you to deserve this? :p

[bastet11191967]

Nothing. My aunt sent these to me recently, so I thought I'd post some light-hearted silliness.

[headbanger118]

These rock! I must email them to everyone on my email list!

[bastet11191967]

Thanks. I got these from my aunt in Florida.