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May 23, 2006 08:41

Most everybody is talking about sex or not getting any. In a bit off tangent topic, let me ask:

Would we still get an erection when we get to heaven?

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shigishigi May 23 2006, 03:58:20 UTC
Maybe once you get there, sex has reached an esoteric evoutionary point that erections are no longer needed? You orgazm AND clean up on thought.

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bastion May 23 2006, 04:00:58 UTC
Nice thinking, John Spartan. Kung esoteric, konti lang ang nakakaalam. Di ba mas masaya kung lahat?

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shigishigi May 23 2006, 04:06:33 UTC
Now imagine God and various Dominions in their glorious 50 foot or more form of pure divinity sharing in on the fun and making a mess all over you guys everytime they feel a tingle inside their robes. Diba? Mahirap kung may physical tangibility pa rin yung sex in a place of unimaginable bliss.

Who would bring the tissues? Or is that why clouds were made? :)

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Pahiram ng shovel. Anlalim ng sinabi mo... bastion May 23 2006, 04:11:17 UTC
I agree with your premise this time. But tissues won't be necessary as I'd prefer 'it' na parang quick dry.

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atomikai May 23 2006, 04:47:37 UTC
hindi kaya bottomless cum sa heaven?

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Yata :-) bastion May 23 2006, 05:03:14 UTC
Pero dapat me pahinga!

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zetweaker May 23 2006, 04:51:18 UTC
Yes, especially in Cloud 9.
NOW PAY UP! lol.

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bastion May 23 2006, 05:04:06 UTC
It's supposed to be free!

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butt3rflo May 23 2006, 09:59:56 UTC
lol.. wat a funny and silly question.... but a good one.... well if i have too many erection in heaven.. i think god will sent me down to hell... -___-

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bastion May 23 2006, 10:18:44 UTC
Oh. One will be good for you then.

:p

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retardissimo May 23 2006, 13:11:32 UTC
God, all that being good and sacrifices for nothing?

Kaso walang sex organs ang angels diba? Hmmm.

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bastion May 23 2006, 23:33:25 UTC
Mawawala nga raw, so I heard. I would like to think we'd have improvised appendages that could be activated on thought. But that's pushing the miracle of heaven too much. Sabi nga, being in heaven is an eternal orgasm in various degrees and forms nga lang.

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