If you can't be with the one you love then love the one you're with...

How did we get here ( Read more... )

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Whoa.....it's big! How did that get there?......*shifty glance*

How Dumb Are You?

You're stupid.

Don't get me wrong; it could be a lot worse. Your stupidity is never going to kill people or start an international incident. In fact, you can wear it on your sleeve, and pretend it's ironic. Your friends and neighbours may even respect you for displaying your inner moron.


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oh cheesey bread...how do I love thee..let me count the ways...1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..

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Take a fly little black bird ( Read more... )

Mandy Fisher is my best friend.

We are punished for our refusals. Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind, and poisons us. The body sins once, and has done with its sin, for action is a mode of purification...Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made ( Read more... )