[welp, the Bruce Wayne? he honestly shouldn't be surprised anymore, considering this place, but seriously...]
Welcome to Johto, Wayne-san. I've been been here for two months, and as far as I know, there isn't a definite method to exit this world. I've heard that if you collect all eight badges and defeat the Elite Four, you would be able to get home, but I don't know if that has been proven yet.
However, I've also heard that time stops in your world as soon as you arrive here, so it's most likely that no one will notice your disappearance.
[Yeah, this is totally weird for Wally. Because 1) he's not supposed to know Bruce Wayne is Batman so that's kind of awkward, and 2) he's never actually met Bruce Wayne before. He's only ever met Batman and heard vague stories about Bruce from Dick. So. He's really not sure how to react to the Bat being in the belfry...]
[But, okay, just... act normal, Wally, that usually works. Except it's still going to be weird, but he can't just ignore him.]
Sorry, Mr. Wayne, you're stuck in the wonderful world of Pokémon just like the rest of us. But if it makes you feel any better, time sorta stops back home, so those important things are basically on hold for you until you get back. [Note he doesn't say "if." Because this is Batman he's talking to. And if anyone can find a way back, it's him.]
[There are a few things he learns from this response! It goes in a sort of chain of events like this:
> That's Wally > Wait no, it can't be Wally > No it is > CHECK THE CALLER ID > Just ask him > He must be part of what happened to Dick > No can't ask him because-- > OH YEAH RESPOND
It's a very thorough and complicated process, as you can see.]
Oh, that is a relief -- albeit a small one. It's unnerving too, I have to say. The power to pull people in and stop time all in one go? Odd.
[waitwaitwait IS HE ABOUT TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO BATMAN?! ALL THE EXCITE.]
Well, if you want to get really technical, it's more like Johto's relative timestream flows, like, a million times faster than [and he has to stop himself from saying "our" because... this may or may not be their Batman, since apparently another one was here before] your own universe's, so it just seems like time stops. So whoever "kidnapped" us isn't controlling that, I don't think. I mean, weird time stuff tends to go hand in hand with alternate universes, pocket dimensions, and virtual reality simulations anyway. Still can't decide which one fits Johto best... I was looking into it, but no one really seems to have any decent information other than the time thing. Plus, I've been a little distracted lately, so I might have missed something. [ie, let's not talk about his little lover's quarrel with Dick!]
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Welcome to Johto, Wayne-san. I've been been here for two months, and as far as I know, there isn't a definite method to exit this world. I've heard that if you collect all eight badges and defeat the Elite Four, you would be able to get home, but I don't know if that has been proven yet.
However, I've also heard that time stops in your world as soon as you arrive here, so it's most likely that no one will notice your disappearance.
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I guess I better start working, haha! But that is pretty fascinating to know. It's like this place is a little pocket in time really.
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Mm, it gets a little more interesting when you realize that we're pretty much all trapped in a video game.
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Sorry, Mr. Wayne, you're stuck in the wonderful world of Pokémon just like the rest of us. But if it makes you feel any better, time sorta stops back home, so those important things are basically on hold for you until you get back. [Note he doesn't say "if." Because this is Batman he's talking to. And if anyone can find a way back, it's him.]
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> That's Wally
> Wait no, it can't be Wally
> No it is
> CHECK THE CALLER ID
> Just ask him
> He must be part of what happened to Dick
> No can't ask him because--
> OH YEAH RESPOND
It's a very thorough and complicated process, as you can see.]
Oh, that is a relief -- albeit a small one. It's unnerving too, I have to say. The power to pull people in and stop time all in one go? Odd.
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Well, if you want to get really technical, it's more like Johto's relative timestream flows, like, a million times faster than [and he has to stop himself from saying "our" because... this may or may not be their Batman, since apparently another one was here before] your own universe's, so it just seems like time stops. So whoever "kidnapped" us isn't controlling that, I don't think. I mean, weird time stuff tends to go hand in hand with alternate universes, pocket dimensions, and virtual reality simulations anyway. Still can't decide which one fits Johto best... I was looking into it, but no one really seems to have any decent information other than the time thing. Plus, I've been a little distracted lately, so I might have missed something. [ie, let's not talk about his little lover's quarrel with Dick!]
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I'm Billy, I don't know a way out of this place. That doesn't mean I can't tell you all the important stuff you need to know!
[Bruce, this probably isn't the weirdness thing you have or will see. But a child in the chicken suit is here to help. Sort of]
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Really? That would help a lot.
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[Ignore the half-done... chicken costume this pink-haired young woman is wearing, please.]
I mean, I was supposed to help Mr. and Mrs. Cake with this huuuuuuge order, but then I woke up here!
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Are their last names really "cake"?
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[It's you, I don't like you. :|a]
I gathered.
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No, a room in the Rocket HQ. I'm Team Rocket.
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