Witty one-liner.

[batgeek]

Proper introduction involving a couple clues as to the body of the post.

Several sentences about a possibly interesting topic. A few more involving quite a few humorous words like cucumber, sasquatch, farthing, and hovel.

Closing quote intended to make readers giggle.

Name.

Comments

Vaguely comical but ultimately pointless title.

[batawang]

Very bad joke relating to something in the original post. Emoticon.

Short and mostly random story that ties in to the post only by the furthest stretch of the imagination.

Overly abrupt ending.

Re: Vaguely comical but ultimately pointless title.

[runbyhugging]

Random sentence about the random story that makes the story vaguely funny.

Statement that says nothing followed by a physical action of friendly affection.

Re: Vaguely comical but ultimately pointless title.

[batgeek]

Acronym expressing amusement.

Response to story, littered with an inside joke or two containing "mole" and "Jaron's foot" more than once.

Another acronym. Friendly emoticon.

[twistedvelvet]

Weirded-out emoticon.

[batgeek]

Lesbian action.