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[bathtilegreen]

leave it to me to slip and hit my face on the curb while sober.
stupid, stupid new shoes.
it was pretty bad and i spat out shards of teeth.
that's right. i broke mah teeths.
closer and closer to becoming a hillbilly every single day of my wretched life.

i have the worst fucking luck in the world. effinay.

Comments

[coldness_cooled]

Oh baby, I love you I'm so sorry! I'll give you some of my giant horseteeth.

[bathtilegreen]

awww thanks babycakes. can you move to astoria already so we can hang out more than once a year? xo

[salemwitch]

aww I'm sorry sweetie...that is terrible!

[bathtilegreen]

it really does suck! when do i get to see you, pretty lady?