I feel so dirty

[bathtub]

FANFICTION TIME! Please R/R

Title: “Pillowcases and Socks: A Tale of Rekindled Love”
Pairing: Dobby/Voldemort
Warning: “R in content. NC-17 in thought and pairing”
Summary: Voldemort has captured Harry AGAIN. What will Dobby do to save Harry?
Note: 1 in the morning - I was bored. madonnalal was bored. Thus, we created a one shot Dobby/Voldemort

Comments

[bathtub]

HAHAHAHAAHA!!! We were bored? I'm not sure if that's a great excuse. Actually, it's more like we noticed there weren't ANY Dobby/Voldemort fanfiction out there which is quite shocking since I swear I've seen every pairing imaginable in HP fandom!

Hahahahaha, I didn't mean to disturb you. I was going to write a hot, passionate sex scene but I really couldn't do it. It already pained me to write what I did. XD!

The sad thing is that there are worst fanfics out there >_>!

[bathtub]

Hahahaha!! I just found out there are 5 DOBBY/VOLDEMORT FANFICS!!! Isn't that gross? Me and my friend were just kidding when we wrote this. Hahahaha.

Twincest!! My gosh, I cannot stand to read it cause that's sooooooo wrong!! I love Fred/George and I would never defile them like that. I hate Dobby, Voldemort, well, he's just ugly XD!

I have a friend who loves Hermione/Snape together. I'm like O_O!

[madonnalal]

We have sinned against nature and all that is good and holy. But it is a very funny fic.

"Dobby flutters his eyelashes and walks sultry up to Voldemort."

Genius, Jen. True Genius.

Should I put it up on fanfiction.net?

[bathtub]

Hahahaha, why thank you! I couldn't have done it without you! Sad thing I laugh so hard while reading this fanfic because it is

A) WRONG beyond nature
B) Funny to think about
C) The conversation we had while writing that fanfiction
D) We are sinners, and are probably going to go to Hell or to flaming Hell ^___^!

Dobby nervously stutters, "Dobby was wondering sir, coooooould Dobby beeeeeee a Deeeeeeath Eaaaaaater?"
Voldemort grins in delight. "Oh, baby. I knew you would come around!"

I love that line! Sad thing is that I can kind of see Voldemort saying that. Hahahahahaa!! I can't believe we actually did this! I told Theresa about our fanfic and she said she's going to read it!

YES!! POST IT ON FANFICTION dot NET!!! Just don't link it back to my journal unless if people are absolutely in love with it. I don't want flames all over my personal journal XD. Even though, I think I'm probably getting odd stares now! How should we publicize it more?

[madonnalal]

I checked on google what happens when you type in the tab Dobby/Voldemort. Turns out this post is the fifth link. I figure if we can make it first we'll get maximum flamage and publicity. The google algorithim lists links by popularity. So if we get a bunch of people to select this post on the google link page we can move up the list... eventually.

I'm posting this up on fanfiction.net. Probably under the pen name Potterlvers1. I'll let you know.

[bathtub]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OMGAWD!!! I cannot believe it has already been done. Don't you remember that one time I went to your dorm room and it still hasn't really been thought of?

5th O_O! I'm still in shock.

How do we make it first and well known? Ohhhhh, as for my fanfiction account, I'm under the pen name as ..... bah, lol, I have to check since it has been awhile since I've been on Fanfiction.net!

My pen name should be Savvy Guru ^___^!

[hikaruuchiha]

You realize that I now have to find you and murder you in your sleep, right?

[bathtub]

Hahahaha! I deserve it XD! It pained me enough to write it. The sad thing I was going to make it even more graphic, but I really couldn't do it.

[who_said_bitta]

This fic....you......sdiqhgfSKAJFHWEJHWGFKJWEHGW

Oh god, I died laughing. That is SO wrong, and yet so hilarious. xDDDDDDDDD

[bathtub]

HAHAHAHA!!! I was going to add this extremely detailed hot, passionate sex scene between Dobby/Voldemort but I really couldn't write it. Hahahaha! Dobby/Voldemort is already a sinful pairing XD!

You should have read our AIM convo. It went something like this...

madonnalal: Dobby was in the kitchen cleaning a pot
somniamemoria: and voldermort inserted his penis into dobby's ass (hahahaha, just kidding) lol
madonnalal: His head was full of innocent house elf nonsense
madonnalal: lol
madonnalal: wait for your turn!
somniamemoria: "Strip naked!" Voldemort exclaimed, "Oh Heaven, what is it thou doth require of me? When I shall have delivered myself thus to your eyes, who will be able to answer for me?.." I can't really imagine any of the Harry Potter cast speaking in Old English. Hahahaha!

It was around 2 am, and we were just being extremely goofy. I laugh everytime I read the fanfic even though it is so wrong XD!

[bangbangshinra]

rofl!! OMG that is so so very wrong but so so very funny! LOL!

[bathtub]

HAHAHAHAA!!! It is ^___^!! I laugh everytime I read the story and the comments for it XD! We're trying to make our fanfiction the most popular Dobby/Voldemort fanfic in HP universe!

Wish us luck XD!

[bangbangshinra]

Good luck! My friend saw your comment on my Facebook about your fic and she mentioned it today, she found the whole thing really funny but she was too disturbed to click the link! I told her to go read it later though.... XD

[bathtub]

Hahahaha. My friend refuses to click the link too XD. She's like "Jennifer, you're on drugs." I have to then explain to her that my mind is not sick --- I was simply attempting to make fun of fanfic pairings.

Of course, that's what they all say XD!

Did she read it? Hahaha, I don't think I can read it myself. I read it like 10 times already, and I still laugh and want to puke at the same time XD