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[bathtubninja]

My brother told me today that whenever I pissed him off when we were younger, he used to vow to himself that he would never show up to my funeral, and that this would make him feel better.

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[mango_organa]

thats not so bad, when i pissed off my older sister, she would just drag me around the carpet by my feet until my belly turned red