Comments | batman: EBAY WTF

batman

EBAY WTF

Sep 15, 2005 22:43

Own the patent for the world's first healthy cigarette for $50 million!
Real picture of Jesus! Taken in 1995! $3 million! No, that's not a blur, it's Jesus!
It's a real alien I swear! I need psychiatric treatment so I have to sell him.
I find this so gross
I want to win one of these auctions so I can name a baby STOP WHORING YOURSELF OUT ON ( Read more... )

lol, links

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saraha September 16 2005, 04:11:38 UTC

HAHA the last one is ridiculous.

stacy_lee September 16 2005, 04:37:44 UTC

JEN THE ALIEN IS SO REAL

batman September 16 2005, 04:54:35 UTC

NO, THIS ONE IS REAL.

stacy_lee September 16 2005, 13:13:27 UTC

SO LIFELIKE

forced_metaphor September 16 2005, 05:36:30 UTC

Do you think that's a pirate skeleton or a skeleton pirate?

forced_metaphor September 16 2005, 05:38:20 UTC

Also, I knew the name-our-baby would be from Virginia, how?

americangothic September 16 2005, 05:43:02 UTC

you find the best stuff ever jen. im laughing my ass off at two in the morning and im pretty sure my mom thinks im going crazy.

petulant September 16 2005, 09:10:42 UTC

That pirate is totally fake. I have never seen ANY pirate that happy to see ANYONE. Psh.

petulant September 16 2005, 09:12:36 UTC

The uses! For the big shoe! ahahahahah "You can put both feet in it and hop around the house. You can take it to school for Show & Tell. Your puppy, kitten or small child could use it for a house. You could dip it in mud and make footprints around someone’s house to freak him out."
Okay, I will stop commenting on obvious things now.

batman September 16 2005, 13:00:13 UTC

I like that last one, hahaha. I wonder if that is why there are 3 people bidding on it!

petulant September 16 2005, 15:24:09 UTC

ps! You forgot this one! http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Ultimate-Hippie-Vacation_W0QQitemZ5614695213