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[Private to Santa]
So, I talked with you the day the network freaked out. I'm not really sure if this is going to the same person, or if it's just the Admiral in disguise, but regardless, I still don't really want anything for myself. If you could just keep an eye on everyone back home and maybe help along relief efforts in Blüdhaven, that's good enough for me.
Please get Tim a plush Aslan and some actually fun books to read. No Shakespeare or crazy depressing stuff out of a high school English class. Douglas Adams, Robert Harris, something like that.
I promised Jim a Nightwing action figure, so assuming those exist, get him one. But just so we're clear, I want this to be my current uniform, not one of my old ones, because I'm pretty sure he'd never let me live it down. And maybe a toy Enterprise bridge for his other guys to hang out on. I'd say just let him go home, but I'm pretty sure that's kind of out of your hands, so this is sort of as close as we can get.
And get Aristotle some new toys to play with.
I know Rorschach probably really isn't into the whole Christmas thing, but if you could get him something he'd actually appreciate, that would be great. And maybe some books about the history of heroes in my universe. It might interest him.
Get Shego a starter kit like I gave Babs when she first started out as Batgirl, plus some guide books about Gotham, hopefully with some annotations about which places you should really avoid and pointing out the particularly good places for a decent dinner on the go.
Get the Doctor (not the inmate one, just to be clear) a nice warm sweater and his favorite kind of tea.
For Buffy, get her something she can take with her into port without raising eyebrows she can use if she ever gets jumped while depowered again. Maybe a taser. And get Steph an action figure of herself as Batgirl, and one of Superboy for Conner. Get Cissie and Molly some nice new clothes, and get Molly a stuffed dog, maybe, since Mouse isn't with her anymore?
Get Capa some books on space travel from my world, and get Parker some new boots.
Get Carla some books on therapy and how to work with some of the issues her inmate's going through. Get Ariadne some stuff to build models with, anything she'd find useful or like working with. Might as well get some work done here.
Nygma needs some mystery/romance novels. As cheezy and badly written as possible, please.
Get David a copy of Crime and Punishment, and maybe a video game he'd like from back home. Nothing Batman related, because that's just weird.
And if you could work out a way to send some extra medical supplies and food to John Connor, preferably whenever they need them? That would be great.
Thanks.
So, I talked with you the day the network freaked out. I'm not really sure if this is going to the same person, or if it's just the Admiral in disguise, but regardless, I still don't really want anything for myself. If you could just keep an eye on everyone back home and maybe help along relief efforts in Blüdhaven, that's good enough for me.
Please get Tim a plush Aslan and some actually fun books to read. No Shakespeare or crazy depressing stuff out of a high school English class. Douglas Adams, Robert Harris, something like that.
I promised Jim a Nightwing action figure, so assuming those exist, get him one. But just so we're clear, I want this to be my current uniform, not one of my old ones, because I'm pretty sure he'd never let me live it down. And maybe a toy Enterprise bridge for his other guys to hang out on. I'd say just let him go home, but I'm pretty sure that's kind of out of your hands, so this is sort of as close as we can get.
And get Aristotle some new toys to play with.
I know Rorschach probably really isn't into the whole Christmas thing, but if you could get him something he'd actually appreciate, that would be great. And maybe some books about the history of heroes in my universe. It might interest him.
Get Shego a starter kit like I gave Babs when she first started out as Batgirl, plus some guide books about Gotham, hopefully with some annotations about which places you should really avoid and pointing out the particularly good places for a decent dinner on the go.
Get the Doctor (not the inmate one, just to be clear) a nice warm sweater and his favorite kind of tea.
For Buffy, get her something she can take with her into port without raising eyebrows she can use if she ever gets jumped while depowered again. Maybe a taser. And get Steph an action figure of herself as Batgirl, and one of Superboy for Conner. Get Cissie and Molly some nice new clothes, and get Molly a stuffed dog, maybe, since Mouse isn't with her anymore?
Get Capa some books on space travel from my world, and get Parker some new boots.
Get Carla some books on therapy and how to work with some of the issues her inmate's going through. Get Ariadne some stuff to build models with, anything she'd find useful or like working with. Might as well get some work done here.
Nygma needs some mystery/romance novels. As cheezy and badly written as possible, please.
Get David a copy of Crime and Punishment, and maybe a video game he'd like from back home. Nothing Batman related, because that's just weird.
And if you could work out a way to send some extra medical supplies and food to John Connor, preferably whenever they need them? That would be great.
Thanks.