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My fave story to do with GordyredlauraaFebruary 6 2008, 22:37:48 UTC
Gordon's flatmate Billy goes in to the butchers next to their flat. At the time if any of us went out drinking with Gordy we would end up crashing at his as we all lived on the ouskirts of town and he lived more centrally, all innocent, but Gordy had a LOT of female friends (me, Ruth, Michelle, Av, other Laura, Debs, Jenny.. and more).
The butcher asks Billy about his 'wee, chubby' flatmate, he says, "Every week I see him walk past here with a different girl, sometimes more than once a week, and they are all pretty. HOW does he do it, what does he have the rest of us don't?"
Billy pays for his sausages, and as he walks out the door, turns and says "Hung like a donkey", and walks out....
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The butcher asks Billy about his 'wee, chubby' flatmate, he says, "Every week I see him walk past here with a different girl, sometimes more than once a week, and they are all pretty. HOW does he do it, what does he have the rest of us don't?"
Billy pays for his sausages, and as he walks out the door, turns and says "Hung like a donkey", and walks out....
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Brilliant!
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