Sounds like you made a version of the Sedaris Fuck-it Bucket. The slogan is "sometimes you gotta just sit down and eat yourself some motherfuckin candy".
I hate it when I do that too. Eating food that will kill you, even though it doesn't taste good at the time, and you have no idea why you are eating it, except that you feel this strange compulsion to eat. And not the nice fresh vegetables you have right next to it, but only the tub of ice cream you have had in your freezer for god knows how long, because shortly after you bought it you decided you didn't like it, and the corn dogs you got that night when you were shopping hungry, and all the chips and salsa in the house, and... Um, yeah.
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"did your batteal voodoo doll fall into, like, a fucking vat ..."
Hold on, lemme check.
Nope.
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and totally not the all natural ones
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The Naturals are 63% sugar, so ... maybe.
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Er, after checking the link - Amy Sedaris? That's his sister, right?
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"This demonstrates the value of not being seen."
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You're not getting your brother back, either. He's one of us now. Forever.
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I hate it when I do that too. Eating food that will kill you, even though it doesn't taste good at the time, and you have no idea why you are eating it, except that you feel this strange compulsion to eat. And not the nice fresh vegetables you have right next to it, but only the tub of ice cream you have had in your freezer for god knows how long, because shortly after you bought it you decided you didn't like it, and the corn dogs you got that night when you were shopping hungry, and all the chips and salsa in the house, and... Um, yeah.
I have had those days too.
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