turkey day

[batteal]

I couldn't really eat all that much, for fear of causing a levee breach of Ninth Ward proportions in the waistband of my Nice Pants, with fat instead of hurricane. I was seriously afraid for people around me. Some bad shit can happen when you try to wear pants you bought four years ago - and then try to eat. Well, for me at least. You might be

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[blue_goblin]

You never wear tight pants to thanksgiving, what were you thinking? This is the only holiday I know of that is actually based on one of the seven deadly sins, and you go and waste it with tight pants? I don't believe it.

Well, I guess Valentines could be lust, but I think it is more of an attempt to sell flowers than get lucky. But Thanksgiving is all about eating turkey and ham (I really don't understand the combination) and potatoes and stuffing and cranberry sauce from a can and green beans with those onion like things on top of them mixed with what appears to be cream of mushroom and corn and lots of gravy and rolls and whatever else happens to be nearby and edible. How can you not eat?