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I have about forty-seven irons in the fire today. I am flitting around like a gnat on fire. I feel extremely ADD. Eff you, "multi-tasking." I'm pretty sure I used to be able to devote myself to one thing and get it done before starting up six others.

I should start updating this thing more regularly, I guess. Even though, yeah, I mostly just like to read other people's shit ( Read more... )

We're sitting on the couch eating blueberries. Jake loves 'em. Mike drops one down my tank top into my cleavage and tells the kid to go get it, giggling like a blueberry-eatin' fool. #$%@$. Jake happily obeys. #$^@$@. Then, half an hour later and for the rest of the evening, long after the blueberries are gone, Jake still thinks there are ( Read more... )

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Fewer Lost reruns, more fresh episodes! [CONTAINS SPOILERAGE]
Don't look at that 2nd one if you're not caught up to recent Losts; just rest assured that you won't have to yell, "WTF?! ANOTHER EFFING RERUN!?" every couple of weeks.

That's hot.

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I hate brushing my teeth right after eating Oreos. It's a sorrowful stripping of all the delicious chocolaty yumminess I just put there. But if you don't do it, other people look at you weird; they get jealous.

I hate it when people misuse or overuse the word "random."

Yes. This merited a journal entry.