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Name/Alias: Charlee/Sou (no, I’m not a guy)
Contact: aoritsuki@gmail.com (email); zabimarudog (aim); aoritsuki@gmail.com (msn)
Character Name: Yamamoto Takeshi
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Job: Clam Farmer
Location: MANLAND WHEREVER TSUNA GOES No seriously, wherever Tsuna goes. So I guess manland village for now.
Canon: Once upon a time, there was a boy named Yamamoto Takeshi. He grew up normally, with his normal love for baseball, his normal baseball talents, his normal sushi chef of a dad, in his normal town where normal things happen and he has normal adventures with his normal friends.
Except ‘normal’ isn’t really normal. Yamamoto is in fact part of a mafia family called the Vongola family, you see. This ‘Vongola’ family isn’t a normal mafia family, per say, but a super strong mafia family that has every other gang/crime syndicate/mafia bow at their feet.
Alright, that’s exaggerating s bit - the ‘Vongola’ has every mafia family bow down at their feet. Better?
Anyway, how did super normal Yamamoto joined this crazy world of lol mafia? It’s simple, really.
He tried to jump off a building.
Too complicated? Let’s get down to the bare, dirty basics.
One day during school, Yamamoto and his classmates were in P.E and hey, their teacher wanted them to play baseball and pick teams! So they picked teams. And then it was Yamamoto’s turn to pick for the team, and the only people left were the one who got picked last - but wait, someone from that group caught Yamamoto’s eye!
And we all know how hard it is to catch Yamamoto’s eye, people. C’mon, admit it.
So this person who caught Yamamoto’s eye? Name’s Sawada Tsunayoshi a.k.a. Tsuna a.k.a. ‘No-Good -Tsuna’ a.k.a. the KHR fandom bicycle.
Tsuna, of course, did something so stupendous that it had to catch Yamamoto’s eye! No, seriously, when someone rips off every single hair on the head of an upperclassman, no one is going to keep it to themselves, especially if those someone’s were a whole group of middle school kids waiting to see said upperclassman beat up said someone.
Back to the story: Yamamoto picks Tsuna to be on the baseball team. Teammates don’t want him on the team, but Yamamoto’s the boss of baseball so who’s to say. Fast forward one hour later, said baseball team loses because of Tsuna and said loser is stuck with cleaning duty. And guess who shows up? No, not Barney! Yamamoto showed up to help clean up with Tsuna! Now everyone, say a collective ‘awwwwwwwww’. (Also, take note this is when a certain baby mafia hitman got the idea of recruiting said baseball star)
But serious matters aside, Yamamoto wanted to help Tsuna so he could talk to him about others matters, like say, how his baseball talent seemed to be getting worse instead of getting better. No serious business, right?
So anyway, he asked for Tsuna’s advice, and since Tsuna, still kinda dependent on his hitman-tutor for his sudden increase of skills, said that it was all hard work. You see here, Tsuna didn’t really believe in those words coming out of his mouth.
The problem was that Yamamoto did.
So after cleaning was done and they were all buddy-buddy, they went back to their respective homes. And guess what Yamamoto did, fueled by his new-found friend’s words? He practiced right after school to improve his skills!
Only to have his right hand broken. This is a big no-no for Yamamoto, since baseball was the only thing he lived for until then and guess what he decided to do?
Yeah, he decided he wanted to jump the school building of Namimori Junior High.
So fast forward! You’re a kid who got nothing to lose for now and all your dreams have been dashed away so you decide to jump of the school building. And then, out of the blue, you new friend from yesterday comes in and says that those words he said yesterday? He didn’t really mean them BUT he never had a thought of actually killing himself when he failed something.
In essence, he continued living even if nothing was going his way.
Yamamoto…was touched.No, not like Van or Mukuro touching you. And suddenly had an epiphany.
Now cue sudden plot-twist where he grabbed Tsuna and slipped off the ledge of the school with said classmate and falling down a building that has more than five floors and their likelihood of survival? Nadda.
Until Tsuna somehow saved them by growing hair ala dying will bullet from tutor-hitman that bounced them off to safety but hey! Who cares if your life is saved, right?
So in the end of that chapter, Yamamoto didn’t really jump off the building and Sawada Tsuna was slowly becoming less of ‘No Good Tsuna’ and becoming more and more like what a mafia should be. Yes, you heard me. Tsuna is actually the Vongola family’s future Tenth boss. And Yamamoto decided to be best buddies with Tsuna forever since he like, showed him the way and stuff.
This isn’t even all of it.
Few months later, they (meaning whoever’s in the family that time a.k.a Tsuna, Yamamoto, Gokudera, Bianchi, Reborn and by sheer coincidence, Hibari) went to save a dear friend aw, little Fuuta is so cute from an enemy who could use illusions so well they’re real that they had to fight in an amusement park and ta-da! They won. Only everyone but Tsuna and Reborn were knocked out during the final battle; still, we get a revelation from Yamamoto when he fought the rabid dog Chikusa that he doesn’t care about baseball anymore! He cares more about his friend instead. Aww.
So. They won that battle with Mukuro (who’s lol gay for Tsuna btw) and then the Varia comes into Japan. Let’s get the ghist here:
1) The Varia is a branch of the Vongola Family and are like their Special Op Forces, except on steroids and more prettier.
2) They came to Japan to fight the current Tenth candidate a.k.a. Tsuna for the Vongola Rings, which are like Goku’s Kamehameha expect smaller and compact and less likely to blow pillars of rocks if used correctly.
3) Their boss, XANXUS (yes, his name is in all caps. I’m not kidding) wants to be the next boss of the Vongola and guess what he does? He gets a agreement contract from the current boss so the young’ins and the super mafia hitmen on steroids can beat each other to a bloody pulp.
4) They proceed to do that but get interrupted by the officials who look like they were tanning too long and are fans of being anorexic.
5) Each party receives half of the Vongola rings, and Yamamoto gets the Vongola Ring of Rain since he’s the ‘rain that washes away the blood and everything’ and all that.
6) Each party will fight with their respective counterparts. Yamamoto got Squalo, a shark-man who uses ‘VOOOOOOOOI’ a lot and uses Herbal Essence Shampoo to maintain his lustrous, silky hair.
7) Yamamoto’s odds to beating Squalo is like putting an ice cube in Hell. BUT GUESS WHAT.
8) Yamamoto won his fight and it looked like Squalo died by Jaws a great white shark.
9) More fights.
10) AND THEN THE BIG FINALY. So, we find out that Tsuna beat up the Ninth boss by accident, they had a bigger fight in the junior high and everyone but Tsuna and XANXUS got poisoned, those two fight, Tsuna wins, XANXUS got screwed over his position because of his mom, and everyone survived at the end of the day except for the cyborg.
11) Happy ending, right? Uh. No.
Sometime after the big Varia fight, it turns out that Reborn went missing, along with Tsuna. Soon, Gokudera went missing too. Yamamoto, being Yamamoto, didn’t know about this and probably thought that their absence was that they were sick or something.
Until he was practicing baseball in the baseball range and suddenly someone hit him with what seemed to be a lot of smoke and he got transferred to…a farmland.
Hey, weirder things happened.
Sample: http://community.livejournal.com/hinamizawa/53033.html?thread=1891881#t1891881
Srsly this is the only thread I have left in my email account.