...FIC. For real Cab fic. Not lying. Hello.

[battie_hattie]

Title: Did You Say (Please Just Follow Me)
Author: battie_hattie
Rating: Cash/Singer
Pairing: NC-17
POV: Third
Summary: So once upon a time, Cash and Alex went to high school together and were fail bots who wanted to grow up to be way cooler than they were (I know this sounds like real life, but seriously, it's not. Probably). Anyway, Alex really needs some

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[exmptfromsanity]

*FLAILS*

I cannot possibly tell you how much this made me laugh. Seriously, I don't know if I can stop.

It also made me realize how terribly much I missed this. God, these two just fail so hard. I love them to death.

Loved it. Alex is awkward as hell and Cash is... there is no adequate word in the english language for his level of crazy.

(And the MTrench lyrics, yay!)

[battie_hattie]

I started this fic ages ago, shortly after I moved, but I had to give it up for a while. But then I was just sort of excited recently again, and I had the will to finish it. Seriously, I was reading it again today and was like "no way did I write this, really?" Followed by "How drunk was I..."

Either way, I was missing the Cab Babies and fic, so I got this one out of the way, and I have two more open and two more that I have to work on beyond that. My friends were out this weekend and we started outlining this EPIC Big Bang. And yeah. This is all probably more than you needed to know.

So, yay for liking it! I kind of like it myself. They make it so freaking easy! As long as I live in my own special Hattie land where no bad things happen.

(And YES! Yes that is. Dude, I feel like that song was the accidental theme of this story).

[exmptfromsanity]

Never too much informartion... especially because there will be more fic!

I am a fan of your special Hattie land. I wish everythign could still take place there.
(now that I think about it... yeah, it kind of is.)

[battie_hattie]

My fics to come are Cash as a cat, The never ending saga of Marshall and Lady Gaga, Tree Sprites, and something that begins with Cash puking in Alex's girlfriend's mouth at a party.

But the Big Bang that sneaky_sena might have... that would have Cash as a jizz mop-er. AND THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. I don't even know if I can say that, it's just so epic that I have to say it.

[battie_hattie]

\o/ Glad you enjoyed, I had a ridic good time writing it.

[sneaky_sena]

Nnng. How are you even real? This is the perfect awkward, horrible sex, and you know how much I love awkward, horrible sex. I'm sad I had an epic "oh, hey, I'm going to pass out, now," nap earlier so I didn't get your call.

[battie_hattie]

I'm not real. I'm a collective hallucination.

And I was calling you to flail about the fail!!!!!!

[clockstopper]

Yeah, um, we need to discuss this in full at a later date because if I try to name anything right now, I'm just gonna end up quoting the shit out of this.

The Shame is strong in this one. Just like it is all over your face.

My favorite, though, just so you know, is Cash leaving Alex the message about fucking his ass and Alex texting him back asking if Cash was threatening to rape him. That was so much SHAME!

[battie_hattie]

I know you and I have already discussed this, but I feel the shame. All of it, even some of yours. It's a heavy weight that I take willingly.

[clockstopper]

I'll keep my Stoner!God SHAME to myself, though. Because if you were to try and carry that on top of everything, I think you'd be crushed by the weight of the SHAME.

[maddylonglegs]

Oh my god this was so hilarious and awkward and brilliant.

[battie_hattie]

Thank you! I was sort of shooting for "the most awkward in the history of awkward" and I think maybe I came close. Glad you liked!