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[battle_in_bloom]

I swear to god, Naruto, if you keep up with this I will beat you to a pulp. Then I'll Heal you, and do it again.

I. Do. Not. Like. Al. So. There. Look, I even put it out in the public forum! You think I'd be willing to set myself up for public humiliation like that if it wasn't true!?

Also, he doesn't like me. So quite bugging him about it. Right now

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[al_elricwizard]

Um, okay... ^_^;;;

[battle_in_bloom]

Al, can you let me into the Gryffindor Common Room? I have to kill Naruto.

[al_elricwizard]

...............

I... don't think I should do that...

[battle_in_bloom]

...

Why on earth not?

[layers_of_snark]

The costume is gorgeous! You'll have guys all over you.

[Private to Sakura]

Rumours about Al, huh? Need to talk about it, or shal I just arch my eyebrow and comment about too much protesting?

[battle_in_bloom]

I don't want guys all over me! That's why I'm going with Al in the first place - guy friend, decoy, any of this ringing a bell?

[Private to Ino]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOT YOU TOO!

[layers_of_snark]

Sure sure, Sakura, whatever you say~

[Prive to Sakura]

Damn, Forehead, that was dramatic. I mean, its not like it'd be the worst thing ever, Al is adorable. Whatever, Naruto is an idiot anyway. Need to talk about it? We could play "How to kill Naruto," if you like.

Private To Ino

[battle_in_bloom]

I'm sorry. Seriously, you have no idea what I've been putting up with from Naruto. He's been bugging Al, which is just embarrassing, and he's been more than bugging me, and I actually want to murder him because he keeps on talking about leaving me behind to go and do whatever and how I need someone to look after me, when I'm prefectly capable of doing in on my own and

What. The. Hell. I've been working for years so that those stupid idiots won't leave me behind, and now Naruto's all 'You're not strong enough!' 'You're too precious!' and Al better have the freaking password!

[impassive_eyes]

People are going to think I hit you.

*rrmph*

[battle_in_bloom]

In the knee?

[impassive_eyes]

...

Yeah.

[battle_in_bloom]

Do you know the Gryffindor password?

[jovianwitch]

What is Naruto doing this time?

[battle_in_bloom]

Just making an attempt at tearing my friendships apart from the inside.

And he thinks I'm weak. Bastard.

Hey, Makoto...you're a Gryffindor, right? Do you have the password?

[jovianwitch]

He is a handful, isn't he? What has he done?

I am a Gryffindor, but I can't do that Sakura. I'm sorry. We're prefect and all. We're supposed to make people not want to do this sort of thing, or something like that. I guess it depends how bad he deserves it.

[battle_in_bloom]

He's insisting that Al and I like each other, but that's only part of it. It's...personal, but the gist of it is that he's going to do something stupid after school, and he's always leaving me behind, and I am so oversharing here because I can't yell it all at him.

...could you forget that we're prefects and give me the password?

[9_tailed_ramen]

So you want to hit me? FINE.

We'll meet somewhere, how about that, huh, Sakura? Then you can beat on me all you like.

Arrghasd;flkjasdf

Instead of you going around and whining about everything, how your life sucks and everything, how about we just meet somewhere, huh?!

Bitch.

Don't drag my housemates into this, Sakura-san.

[battle_in_bloom]

Fine.

(OOC: Nyah, all super apocalyptic statements need to be written in the journals after the Masquerade. Because Sakura would have been way, way more torn up there if she had all of this on her mind. So basically anything after Sakura yells at him and he snaps needs to be after the Masq, kk?)

[layers_of_snark]

Are you serious?
What the hell is your problem, Naruto? Your friend is mad because you screwed around with her relationships and then you call her a bitch and challenge her to a duel?

You little shit.
It is on, Uzumaki.

[Private to Naruto]

I am sick and tired of you and Sasuke doing this shit to Sakura. You made her cry. You know what? She was telling me how much she cares about you guys and how hurt she is that you're all going different ways and how she wants to hold you all together, and you do this to her?

I will destroy you.

((OOC: ... edited because Ino needed some more rage...))

Private to Ino

[9_tailed_ramen]

I am fucking SICK of you interfering as well, Ino-san.

You want to destroy me? Fine. I'll see you out on the grounds, understand?!

If you're going to tear me apart, do it with your spells instead of cowering behind a pen and a journal, Dat. Te. Ba.Yo.

That is, if you can stand the heat, flower-girl.

Fuck, your little Slytherin girlfriend isn't going to help you here.

Come out alone. With your wand. I'll take you on. We'll see who destroys who then, 'tebayo.