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[battle_in_bloom]

So, I got one of Shampoo's kittens. She's tiny and black, except for her left forepaw and the tip of her tail (which are white), and she has the most beautiful blue eyes (they just opened! Muggles kittens never develop so fast!)

What she doesn't have is a name...I have a picture here, does anyone have any ideas?

Kitten! (OOC: Pretend it has the white

Comments

[impassive_eyes]

...What for?

[battle_in_bloom]

Jeez, what is it with you and always needing reasons?

[impassive_eyes]

...Because they're good? And they explain things?

[battle_in_bloom]

Well, you'll just have to trust that I have good reasons then, won't you? Because I'm not telling you, and you still have to come and visit me.

[inkfacade]

Are you sure you have the time and attention span to devote to a cat?

Also: they smell.

[battle_in_bloom]

*twitch*

Yes, Sai. I have the time and attention span to devote to a cat.

And only if you don't wash them.

[inkfacade]

Not true. Their litterboxes. Have you ever smelled catshit? I've seen children pass out.

[battle_in_bloom]

*twitchtwitch*

That's why you clear the litterboxes out, Sai. We have this handy thing to help with that; it's called magic.

And then you train them so they don't need the litter box.

...they let you near children?

[sarcasmandmeat]

You could name her Guess.

[battle_in_bloom]

Or I could not.

[sarcasmandmeat]

Why not?!

Someone asks, "What is the name of your kitty " and you answer "Guess" And they ask again. It would be funny!

[battle_in_bloom]

Because I'm a girl and only like pretty things, remember? Guess simply isn't flowery enough for me.

[layers_of_snark]

The cat is adorable! I still think you should call her Catsuyu! It's cute!

You're inviting him into the Common Room? Ugh.

[battle_in_bloom]

Isn't she? I saw her and fell in love.

[Private To Ino]

I'm not about to go hauling the kittens all over the castle, now, am I? Plus, it's cold outside the Common Room, and I don't want to leave. You don't have to come out and meet him.

[layers_of_snark]

Yes! And you know what name you should fall in love with? Catsuyu! I'm right! You know this. I'm always right!

[Private to Sakura]

You're lucky that there's a kitten involved, because it's still our Common Room, where we can go to be away from people in other houses who punch our friends in the face who we don't like.

Private To Ino

[battle_in_bloom]

I'm not calling her Catsuyu, Ino. She doesn't look anything like a Catsuyu. Get your own kitten, and call it Catsuyu.

Two kittens, actually ^_^ So you double can't get angry with him.

...He didn't punch me in the face. I told you that was a bludger.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Oh, Sakura-chan, it's so cute! Can I come over to see her? Can I come over to see her personally?

You could call her umm, Kimiko, I guess? It's a pretty name for a cute kitten...

[battle_in_bloom]

Isn't she beautiful?

You can come and see her, sure. If you're lucky, I might even let you hold her :P

That is a really pretty name - I was only thinking about English ones, for some reason. What about Maiko? She's kind of a boisterous kitten. In fact, she reminds me of you a little :P

[9_tailed_ramen]

Yeah...Yeah, she is. Are you in the Ravenclaw common room? I'll be there right away!

...and Ooh, now I really wanna meet her!

Private To Naruto

[battle_in_bloom]

I - I am, but I got a kitten for Sasuke as well, so let me give it to him first? He'll probably be too embarrassed to accept it if you're there making fun of him. And don't say you won't, Naruto-kun, you two can't get within sight of each other without being insulting.

I think I'll go with Maiko ^_^