Yoinked from Fran

[battle_maiden]

Dear Battle Maiden

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[dungeoncandy]

Dear Battle Maiden,

I pant you. You have a nice pant. You make me pant. You should pant. Someday I will pant. You me = pants. If I saw you now I'd pant. I would build a pants just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be pants. We could pants under the stars.

Love,
Pants

(P.S. pants.)

[battle_maiden]

PMSL, pants is one of my boyfriends favourite words because he thinks it sounds funny.

[wite_wickah]

Dear Battle Maiden,

I miss you. You have a nice house. You make me smile. You should visit. Someday I will sing. You me =cool friends. If I saw you now I'd hug you. I would build a rainbow just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be some random made up song. We could sing it under the stars.

Love,
sandilah

(P.S. this was hard!.)

[battle_maiden]

Awww, I love your letter! I miss you too. I look forward to recieving the rainbow & singing random made up songs under the stars with you :D

[wite_wickah]

Oh see when u word it like that it sounds lovely!!!

[battle_maiden]

I thought your letter sounded lovely when I read it. It made me want to cry it's so sweet.

[a_is_anything]

Dear Battle Maiden,

I love you. You have a nice everything. You make me laugh and cry and almost pee my pants sometimes (from both crying and laughing - the crying is when you drive like scary which is not often these days). You should be with me forever. Someday I will bite you (because you like that sort of thing sometimes). You me = Canadian Special. If I saw you now I'd hug you and hopefully you would not be in the milk refrigerator this time. I would build a mountain of cheesecake just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be out of key and probably flat, but sung from my heart (which is not a good place to sing from as there are no vocal cords there). We could have a lovely picnic on our lovely farmlet with out lovely boyfriends with lovely goats and lovely puppies and our lovely friends under the stars.

Love,
Oh boy, if you don't know, then I am not telling.

(P.S. SNALAMI!)

[battle_maiden]

Ha, ha, ha. I love you too. I forgot to tell you that one of my customers gave me his address & phone number the other week because he has a farm in Yarra Glen & said we can go visit. Yea cows!

[a_is_anything]

Yay! We can pat his snalami...

Ooh, that sounds bad.