1st bite

[battleaxebass]

Okay magic mirror, you've got one chance to tell me where I am, or I'll break you! I mean it! 7 years bad luck is like a drop in the bucket to me!

[Around the mansion is a very irate vampiress. She has been relocated from her favorite house in the cool cave without her permission, and nobody ever makes Marceline do anything without her consent.]I

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[leadmetotheark]

*From the other side of the mirror appears a drawing of a tree in green crayon. Welcome to the mansion.*

[battleaxebass]

A tree? You're showing me a tree? I didn't ask for a tree! What kind of dumb magic mirror is this?!

[ANGRILY BANGS FIST ON SCREEN]

[leadmetotheark]

*Mirror!Masky doesn't care what you want. You get more trees. Green and blue ones. And an orange crayon sky.*

[battleaxebass]

Ugh, the colors aren't even right! Forget it, this mirror has serious poo-brain.

[reverse_emperor]

[A series of red letters appear on her mirror. Perhaps it IS magic!]

What a fascinating trick. Can you do that again please?

[battleaxebass]

It's not a trick!

[She turns into yet another horrible monster, even more terrifying than the last!]

I'm Marceline, the vampire queen! And you aren't going to get away with this!

[reverse_emperor]

Good show!

I am for now. You are an amusing one. I think I will make an effort to watch you.

[battleaxebass]

Watch me? Watch this you sicko!

[Marceline has now totally smashed this mirror. 1 down, 2658 to go.]

text;

[turn4bout]

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video;

[battleaxebass]

[Marceline finds the communicator as it chirps to announce that she had a text message. However, she has absolutely no idea how to work the darn thing, it has been waaaaaaaaaaay too long since she's seen anything like it. So she stares intensely at the screen, trying to figure out what these runes mean.]

text;

[turn4bout]

H3LLO
1 SM3LL YOU R34D1NG MY T3XT
JUST PR3SS SOM3 BUTTONS UNT1L STUFF H4PP3NS

[battleaxebass]

...Smell?

[But she takes the mysterious teal words' advice and mashes around on buttons for a bit. Eventually the text function in activated.]

gbfhuigohkjdls5893290bfdjksqwerty uiopasdfg hj klzxcvbnm111!!@ A B C D BONNIbel Is A loser.

Okay, I think I got this

[Writing on the mirror]

[heartless_eagle]

Breaking it won't send us away.

[battleaxebass]

Uuuuugh, now spirits too? You guys are so tenacious; it's really irritating.

[heartless_eagle]

Not spirits, dear. Mirrors.

[battleaxebass]

Yeah, a spirit in a mirror, whatever. I bet you're terrible at haunting.

[watchful_knight]

You most likely won't be able to get a hold of her.

[battleaxebass]

[Is this from the comm or a mirror?]

[watchful_knight]

[comm]