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[battymadam]

[1665 Nelson St.]

[Madame Foster is sitting at the table and eating the turkey. The imaginary friends have taken some plates to their own table since the one the house came with didn't have quite enough room. She is quite content and perfectly healthy! Who wants to join her?]

[Phone]Hey, worry-warts! The Thanksgiving food is just fine, I ate it

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[devilwithananny]

[Just have some childish laughter, Madam Foster.]

I think that's how people should behave, too.

[battymadam]

[she returns that with a laugh of her own. Foster, seen as a role model? Not uncommon, but ALWAYS HILARIOUS.]

Well, people are gonna what they're gonna do. I can only speak for myself! But it'd be sad if I was the only one who got to have fun on a holiday.

[devilwithananny]

I agree. Trying to regulate how people behave is foolish. They should be allowed to make their own decisions. Their own successes. Their own mistakes. Most of all, they should have fun.

I'm Louis. Louis Cyphre. What's your name, miss?

[battymadam]

Madame Foster. It's nice to meet you! You seem like a smart kid, Louis.

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[pkeccentric]

Not all poisons effect the body immediately. You don't feel short of breath or woozy, do you? Just curious!

[battymadam]

Hmm, not really! Maybe a little sleepy, but that's probably the tryptophan.

[pkeccentric]

Mhm, mhm. And the turkey isn't glowing or making strange noises, right? Nothing that sounds like slowed-down clucking or words spoken in a language that sounds like some far-off cousin of Pig Latin?

[if you listen closely, you can hear a pen scribbling against paper. someone's taking this a little too seriously.]

[battymadam]

Oh my, I didn't think of that. I didn't hear any while I was eating it, but maybe I better check the leftovers.

[battymadam]

Oh, for sure! I would be very disapproving of such fowl play.

[battymadam]

Now we're talking turkey! ...So good thing they decided to play nice for once. Dohoho.

[foalingaround]

[Rainbow Dash is making the biggest unsure face at the turkey right now. Not because it could be poisoned or filled with razor blades, but because ewwwww meat.

The others stuff she actually can eat? Looks pretty tasty.]

...Do we got any pies?

THREADJACKING BECAUSE HOUSE SHENANIGANS WHATEVER

[speedolightning]

[WALLY IS TOTALLY OKAY WITH TURKEY TURKEY IS ALWAYS GOOD]

Man, if there aren't any pies, I will be so disappointed. Can't have a good Thanksgiving without any pies.

YES, AWESOME

[battymadam]

I'm totally making pies!! What do you take me for?!

[She's just having some of this turkey while they bake.]

Rainbow Dash, would you like some of the stuffing? I think it's just cornbread stuff.

Aw yiss

[foalingaround]

That's awesome! Can't have this much food without pies.

[Cornbread stuffing? Rainbow Dash nods.]

Yeah, I'll take some!

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[gezellighe]

How do you know it's fine.

[Eating it isn't enough. It took him a whole day to die the last time he drank the milk. . .]

[battymadam]

I can feel it in my bones!

[so not the most reliable source, but she doesn't sound sick.]

[gezellighe]

You should call if you get sick.

[Kind of fussy. It's what he does.]

[battymadam]

Of course, of course. I wouldn't want to mislead anyone. But I'm as good as gravy right now, dearie! ...And speaking of gravy, that'd go pretty good with this.