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[battymadam]

[Regain; about town]

[Foster has just regained a whole bunch of Sympathy Friends, cute doe-eyed critters that will listen to your problems and hug away the pain. They can sense that a lot of people are sad and suffering, so before Foster can do anything about it, they disperse. If you're out today, you may find one of these little guys coming

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper is out washing his latest regain, that lovely Land Rover camper sitting in his driveway. It's a good way to take his mind off the fact that he died horribly and then was eaten.*

[makemup_pals]

[you know what else can take your mind off of dying horribly and being eaten?

A cute little talking unicorn plushie coming your way!]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Unicorn plushies that walked and talked certainly do have that effect. He stares at the thing, totally confused.*

G'day?

*It's sort of.... cute. In a weird... 5-year old way.*

[makemup_pals]

G'day! [the unicorn raises her big floppy neck and looks between Sniper and the car]

That sure is a big camper. Maybe I can give you a hand with it?

[she sticks her foot in the bucket and pulls it back out. The water stays inside. She is proud of this]

See, I'm absorbent.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I ...

*Uhmmmm... He's busily just staring at this uhm... stuffed. Thing.*

Yer a plush animal? I'm not gonna use you t' wash my camper. That's downright weird.

*Sponges shouldn't talk.*

[makemup_pals]

It's not using, I would be helping!

[she squeezes out the water, letting it fall back into the bucket]

But it's ok if you think it's weird. I just wanted to help cheer you up.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You.. it's... Why th' hell do you want t' cheer me up?