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[bauhausmind]

Dieses ist unmöglich.

...But it's real, and it works perfectly. Better than my old brain tumbler, even. That definitely wasn't an ordinary man.

Now I just need some aspiring psychics to try it out. I may need to alter some settings, but I should be able to get it to work with someone...

Hm, but this place has an interesting collective unconscious.

Comments

[holy_heretic]

Huh?

[bauhausmind]

Ah, just referring to my gift from, erm. Santa Claus. Ach, never thought I'd say that again. It's really... quite impressive.

[holy_heretic]

That's nice, but I'm wondering what a brain tumbler is.

[bauhausmind]

A very expensive piece of equipment. It lets the user travel into their own mind in a conscious state, allowing them to study inner parts of their psyche. A gave a more thorough description to the boy in the comment below, if you're interested.

I'm still wondering just how he managed to get it up here, though. I think I would have noticed if someone was teleporting such a large object in the building, not to mention brain tumblers are very difficult to get ahold of.

[bauhausmind]

I'm glad you asked. The brain tumbler is the latest advancement in psychic technology. It allows the subject to explore their own mind in a conscious state, giving them the opportunity to identify personal issues, mental instabilities, decipher complex dreams--the possibilities are endless.

However, so far its use is limited to psychics. Because of the amount of psitanium in the core, it has a tendency to have horrible side-effects on most people.

[master_of_dudes]

Brain whozza whatsit now?

Oooooh is it like that magic mirror thing that sucked me into Raven's mind?

[fearsnoevil]

I hope not.

[bauhausmind]

Something like that, by the sound of it. The brain tumbler's main use it to enter your own mind, but with some practice you can also use it to enter other peoples minds.

[master_of_dudes]

I BET MY MIND IS FULL OF CHOCOLATE CAKE!

[fearsnoevil]

Halten sie es weg von mir.

[bauhausmind]

Ah, Sie sprechen Deutsches?

Ich nehme an, daß Sie einen triftigen Grund haben.

[fearsnoevil]

Ja.

Es ist nicht ein sicherer Platz, zum innen zu sein.

[bauhausmind]

Ich verstehe. Ich halte den im Verstand. Jedoch wenn Sie überhaupt über es sprechen möchten, ist es ein Teil meines Jobs, in andere Geistesprobleme zu schauen.

Sasha Nein; Es ist ein Vergnügen, Sie zu treffen.

[halfbakedlunary]

...But what will happen to those "aspiring psychics" who try that gadget out, baby?

[bauhausmind]

I hope you're not assuming something horrible will happen. I'd lose my job if everyone I worked with went insane. The brain tumbler is perfectly safe most of the time.

Besides, it's not like I can operate the machine and use it at the same time.

[halfbakedlunary]

I was just asking. You never know with a mix of science and paranormal. My people did awful things with some of their technology, so excusez-moi for my suspicions, since I've had my base to mistrust scientists. Even if they were secure experiments, there might be exceptional side effects in a tiny percentage.

[bauhausmind]

Ah, I see. But I assure you, I'm very careful with my experiments. The last thing I'd want is to lose money on a failed experiment for someone to get hurt and sue me.

Of course, a few risks always have to be taken if you want to make progress in anything.

(OOC: Oh Sasha, of course you care~ <3)