Comments | bawlbellow: An elephant in a bathtub.

bawlbellow

An elephant in a bathtub.

Mar 01, 2008 23:05

No, I'm not ready to end the holiday and head back to school. All the same, I would like to get away. I would have spent a larger fraction of my slumberous summer at Chloe's house if I didn't have to sneak out to do so; Daddy doesn't like her and while we both agree she is a bit of a slag, he's not very open to the possibility of discovering a more ( Read more... )

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dontswatme March 2 2008, 07:10:18 UTC

Slags are always profound.

bawlbellow March 2 2008, 07:18:18 UTC

Yeah -- he doesn't want to understand that. What can one do.

dontswatme March 2 2008, 07:52:24 UTC

Make him watch Pretty Woman like we did in Muggle Studies.

bawlbellow March 3 2008, 00:00:00 UTC

I doubt it'll have the same influence on him without our lovely Daisy there to go off on a lecture about prostitution.

with_bite March 2 2008, 07:12:16 UTC

I'm not looking forward to going back to school either.

bawlbellow March 2 2008, 07:24:30 UTC

I don't know of anyone who really is, but I think it's natural. We're young and therefore expected to hate institutionalised education. Yes.

with_bite March 2 2008, 07:30:20 UTC

It's not the school. It's some of the people in it. I'm looking forward to Care of Magical Creatures and the Quidditch season. If I make the team again this year, that is.

bawlbellow March 2 2008, 07:36:35 UTC

I don't fucking care about Quidditch, but

Why wouldn't you make the team? Be positive.

celkin March 2 2008, 07:17:35 UTC

Could I get him to like me if I paid a fee, then? What if I sent Dad his way and gave him a few lizards?

bawlbellow March 2 2008, 07:25:52 UTC

You could try; I don't know if he likes lizards. And they would eventually be murdered by They-Who-Must-Not-Be-Tamed.

celkin March 2 2008, 07:28:28 UTC

The stupid things disappear all the time, anyway. I found one in my room a couple of days ago. Maybe one day I should get into a deep conversation with your dad. I could do that!

bawlbellow March 2 2008, 07:38:02 UTC

I'm glad they disappear. They're really ugly and they carry disease, don't they? My brothers would love them.

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spareboot March 2 2008, 08:09:29 UTC

For the sake of the passerby, I hope the passerby aren't next. Unless, of course, you don't like your neighbours.

bawlbellow March 3 2008, 00:03:05 UTC

I'm more concerned about my chair.

spareboot March 3 2008, 00:13:08 UTC

So make them use another chair.

bawlbellow March 3 2008, 00:27:22 UTC

I'm not supposed to encourage their violence.

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smithami March 2 2008, 15:23:56 UTC

Your brothers seem like sadists in the making.

bawlbellow March 3 2008, 00:02:09 UTC

They do. It's adorable, isn't it?

smithami March 3 2008, 02:04:17 UTC

It's actually kind of scary.

bawlbellow March 3 2008, 09:21:44 UTC

It's not so bad -- they know better than to involve me in their antics.

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