I just gotta ask

[bawls]

What makes it jewish rye? Kosher rye I could understand. Was it circumcized? Did it have a briss or a bar mitzvah? If I go to heaven will this thing be up there waiting for me with it's seedy goodness? How does a loaf of bread get religion? It's not even like christianity where they'll let anybody in, you have to work to be jewish

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[sheepwalking]

spot on!