Cupcakes??

[baycxhiippo]

I keep forgetting that there is a reason why I don't go to straight bars very often. Because boys are fucking weird. They are! This guy Adam (who is also a regular at Sardo's on Monday night for Rock Band) told my friend Alicia this about me tonight

Comments

[mynameissnuffy]

First of all...ew.

Second of all, wear what you want. Guys are gross, but it's nice to be wanted from both sides.

[sublicon]

Sorry but it's true, you can motorboat any size boobs.

[baycxhiippo]

I just feel like motorboating is best done with bigger boobies. But maybe that is just how I like to motorboat... what's the point otherwise? There should be some boob to cheek!

[cz2]

Straight bars make me nervous for the same reason! Creepy dudes hit on you.