i don't want to make your friends pages killer long and ugly and such soooo lj cut it is!
these past few days have been crazy and good. good and great. grood. on friday sarah and i had a movie night it was lovely. i miss her. we rented eurotrip and had lots of candy and such. it was sooo funny. and i had scotty doesn't know in my head for like 3 days straight. no good. the best part was the little german boy who drew a hitler mustache and marched around like a nazi <3.
on saturday i guarded this rich family's private pool party for canada day and jen, cait and i each made 83 bucks. not bad for 6 hours of sitting in the sun and getting free catered lonestar fajitas. the family had a hot tob, sauna, gorgious pool, waterfront property, catered lonestar, beer tent, a clown for the kids and one of those blow up bouncy things all in the backyard. there were like 50 kids and 50 adults. and some 14 years tried to pick us up. but they were 18. they were just super short. it was kind of funny. after we went in jen's hot tub and it was lovely. sunday was my first day of work and it was so fun. i was just attending so i didn't have to do anything serious. i organized the equipment for the lessons and like took kids who were lost and like yeah. not much. i was like the instructors bitch and they tell me what i need. i lifeguarded aquafit today which was great cause i sat for 2 hours and i earned 20 bucks. today i attend for 4 hours again with sarah who is killer nice and then i am teaching a private lesson. yaaaay. i think what also makes the job so good is the fact i do jack and make lots of money. and the people are chillz.
yesterday was my dad's birthday and my brother and i drove so my parents got kind of killer drunk and were caling the waitor's big guy and it was soooo funny. i can't express my love for drunk adults. my mom made triple layer chocolate cake. it was sweet.
this super cool kid kenny sent me the brand new set from barrie at warped tour last year. and i have pictures from that show on junkedcamera.com so i can like picture exactly how it was hahaha i'm a nerd. but honestly its the best i've heard them live (cause i'm a nerd again and download all their live vids and such) and 70x7, oh man pompom. i can't express my love for it. it was sooooo0o0o good. and the breakdown part was amazing. and jesse is talking in between songs and it's so orgasmic i like jizzed my pantalooons. ie: between jaws theme swimming and sic transit "this song is about sex." HOLYFUCAHJFAL! sexbot. and of course jaws theme swimming was amazing as always. if i don't see them live by next december shit will happen. igor knows it. ps: igor-mark-katrina lovefest? that is if i can live up to the cool standards you guys have set.
i was just outside tanning and then the sun went away. i was fucking bitter. this was a mad long journal entry. shoutout to katie and jewsica in summer school. you guys make me complete. mwargh! <3