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[bayrose]

I stole this from aphua, because I'm a naughty, naughty girl

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[wendsday]

remember that time we jumped out of the car, hiked up our dresses, and ran into the middle of a soccer game and wildly made out?
that was such a good time.

[bayrose]

Remember the time we actually almost did that (except for the making out)? And then we got lost on the way to Michelle's house, even though I'd been there a million times.

[songtopasstime]

I remember the time we had the dirty rough (emphasis on rough) sex and then went to Paris?

and then I proved to you that I'm actually a little girl and YOU'RE actually a man?
...good times, meredith. maybe if you effing called me sometime soon (christmas vacation) we could make all this happen. except the sex.

[bayrose]

You know, I'd rather not remember that, because then I would know that I am actually a man and therefore my whole life is a sham.

Why did we have rough sex and then go to Paris? I would've enjoyed a little Parisian foreplay.

I'll call! I'll call! Just let me get through damn finals week here... :)

[mybrokenlocket]

Remember that time when we went to Mexico and stole cars?

[bayrose]

Andie, what the hell are you even talking about?! We never did that!

[mybrokenlocket]

You're right, we didn't.

I need a favor. Do you still have any of your essays from the masterpiece project, and can I look at them. I need an idea of how to write 25 one page papers without making them all exactly the same.

[bayrose]

How many do you want? I can send any number to you over the internets.

[marshfieldblows]

Remember that one time when I came over your house for a party and didn't eat anything, then we played video games.

Then we banged.

[bayrose]

On the floor.

[oncebluemoon]

'member when we were both in Richard Simmons' womb? good times

[bayrose]

And I strangled you, because I was the evil-er one, but you were reincarnated into a universe where it's the women who have wombs.