Also, Halloween ( playlist to scare the little children. )

What should I dress up as for Halloween?

I'm thinking a Freudian slip, because it's easy and Wendy will be out of the area, but I am open to suggestions.


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Q:How are the Hellenes like sponge cake?

A:They have Menelaus.

*bah dum ching*

WTF???

It is a cramped little state with no foreign policy ( Read more... )

That new iPod is pretty sweet.

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Today, at work, some little neeneer neeneer kids were running around, taking all of the quarters to play Ms. Pac-Man, and playing tag while making farting noises. So, it's closing time, and two of them have locked themselves in the one person bathroom. I go up, pound on the door, and say in my big scary lady voice, "Oh, Lovely Boys, we're closed ( Read more... )

I think my paint is dry. I'ma going to go lick it and make sure.

Waiting for paint to dry is like waiting for paint to dry.