The last three days have been extremely terrible, except for the time spent on Skype.
Text by Mette:
There was this TV show. Norwegian show. And there was this dog, that licked a guys private parts. I bet that guy didn't see the "Penis: That's what boys have down in front." video, because there you kinda learned that strangers aren't suposed to touch your private parts.. and that dog was a stranger.. I guess! In that video you also learned about selfrespect, so I think DFP should check it out.WHAT? Im being mean to DFP. OSHI-! Yeah, me and DFP are arch enemies now. I think that's cute. And I have a MOOSTER plan to bring her down. BAAAM!
And we talked on the radio, without Albert Einstein. He doesn't have a radio anymore. Which is to bad since we learned him stuff about the world - that racism means to look up information and that you eat good dick for breakfast. Anyways. My Xabu and 31 said like: "Loli. Your not sexy. You are sex." Which I found kinda funny, because that basicly means I'm to nekkid organs.. doing grown up stuff. And that's funny. Im nekkid organs in action. That's me. And me and Arin found out that we are -good friends-. And Jay was like WAZZUPP! And I was like HEYO~. Blap blap Sir said Suede! And the guyz like looked for a frog. No frogs around. Xabu couldn't talk. He typed. Epona typed too, because she forgot her horse and lightsaber. Dagnit! WHAT FROG? Jay cried:"If looking for frog, him name is Hopkin" But we didn't find him. Even when we spoke norwegian, we couldn't find that DARN Hopkin! FUCK.
Then the forums accelerated into the orbit. It was like ERRRNGH ERRRNGH. And we were spinning so fast that Penty's jew-fro got all straight. He looked like an asian guy. With blond hair. If he didn't have that aussie accent, I would totally belive he was korean! Not like Mr Korean Guy. He is dead. RIP! Hooha thought that was heckkka rad, even though it didn't fit. BUTTER! Suuup toast!? Souuuup? YOU GET SCURVY FROM N00DLZ! Good thing I have an orange that made me loose +30 scurvy. Exile said: "EAT ONIONS." I did and my breath... UGHH!
Then we had to save the game, luckely we had one more tent. So we removed out gear and leveled up our friendship in the tent. Kup was outside, fighting firemonsters with a knoife! DING ~ GZ lvl up! Datarata da dada dadarada! Everyone bowed to Pouqes Apprentice. 4 starts brudda..
Exile asked me if I wanted to have some of her sex, she totally wants my gender. OH SNAP. We were like oh-gasming. And that whole oh-gasm thing had like weird side-effects.. and Kup felt all hard??? I dont know where, but we didn't know how to solve that problem. So we just kinda rocked with it, didn't care too much about the side effects.
And LOLOLOL "i can't beweeve i can't bweeve!!!!! I CANT FUCKIN BWEEVE!!!" Then my lounge kinda collapsed! "I BLOWN MY LOUNGE! I could hear the flap flap flapping noises while I was bweeving!.. INTERGIANTCANIELFGREENNOSKFLUIDS!!!
So Kup kinda picked us up in his Ferrari (it doesn't look like a Ferrari, IT'S DISGUISED!!!) But I said, "No, Im going to play DOAX2 with Rocco, because bouncing bewbs are funz" .. So I waved goodbye to the skyperegulars. I even waved to the guyz that wasn't there because the skyperegular are the coolest persons on this planet. With or without firehelmets and bananafruit. <3 13 hours with joy, 1000 posts, blowns loungs and norwegialessons. In addition 8 threads and 1 poll filled with wonderful suck.
I dont know what the fuck was going on Free Sqares, but it was a good fuck anyhow.
Amen.