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[bbblakey]

I played some golf today! I learned a very important lesson, too, which I think we could all benefit from: It's not wise, at any point in the proceedings, to smack yourself sharply in the right testicle with the toe of your driver. I realise that this advice is potentially less useful for any golf playing women and/or non-betesticled (I think I'll

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[thalass]

I cringe in sympathy for your wedding tackle.

[bbblakey]

Seriously, dude, don't hit your bollocks with a golf club. It's just not worth it.

[thalass]

What if all of my friends are doing it?

[sulcharae]

It's good to know you've thought all the disclaimers through.
In other news, Hoy gevalt, >_0

[tyoko]

An important lesson, to be sure! :D