This box of ferrero rocher has, right under the big, bold warning that it "Contains milk, hazelnuts, gluten, almonds, soy." the further warning: "May be present: Tree nuts."

Allow me to be the first to say "Er."

I have learned one of life's most important lessons, that lesson being don't put your fucking passport through the wash, dickface. It is especially important to keep this lesson in mind when you are travelling very very soon.(Everything is fine, I'm giggling as I write this, but at $300- to have the thing replaced in time to fly out, that was a ( Read more... )

I just bought Muscle March on the Wii. It is everything I knew it would be and more.

I am now around about 73% more camp.

so apparently the entire known universe is adding me on facebook? I guess I will go approve all these requests I've been getting and poke around over there a little more. Can't promise anything will come of it; I prefer the way LJ works as a networking site and look how often I update here!

(I promise I read everything though)

I found a solution - drove to the office and raided the first-aid kit. Everything's closed! Besides, I couldn't really go into Coles and drip blood on some poor cashier . . .

good thing I can type one-handed.

1. Slam your pinky in car door.

Looks like half the bloody finger hanging off the end. Stings like a motherfucker. Doesn't seem to be bleeding heavily though.

Is it ridiculous of me to think that it's out of line for my friend's fiance to try to tell me that I can only be his best man if I shave my beard off? Especially since she has some snide comment to make about it nearly every time I see her ( Read more... )

When I was in Melbourne last year, I was quite upset when I realised that my flight home was one day before the opening of an exhibit at the Melbourne Museum, "A Day in Pompeii".

I just happened to click onto the WA museum website (I'm thinking of going to Perth tomorrow to check out the museum & art gallery) and it's coming to WA this year! <3.

Ross Noble makes what I would term a tactical error: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HUE7eCkyj8

and it's fantastic.