Rachel and my convo about the Crank Dat Soulja Boy song
22:12] shiningoogoodoll: i don't even think i've seen the normal version of crank that. haha
[22:12] bbcandle325: one of my sister's friends posted it on my wall
[22:12] shiningoogoodoll: ah i'll go watch it
[22:17] shiningoogoodoll: oh it's soulja boy or however the fuck you spell it
[22:19] shiningoogoodoll: i don't get the obsession with this song
[22:19] bbcandle325: neither do i
[22:19] bbcandle325: they lyrics are sooooo dirty and disgusting and degrading
[22:19] bbcandle325: but its huge because of the fun dance, i guess
[22:20] shiningoogoodoll: yeah but i mean...it just sounds so stupid to me. i don't even know what they're saying.
[22:20] bbcandle325: look up they lyrics
[22:20] bbcandle325: i'll expa
[22:20] bbcandle325: whoops
[22:20] bbcandle325: gah
[22:20] shiningoogoodoll: what's the name of the song?
[22:21] bbcandle325: crank dat soulja boy
[22:21] shiningoogoodoll: soulja boy? hahaha....it looks so stupid to type that
[22:21] shiningoogoodoll: ahahahahaha
[22:21] bbcandle325: i knowwwwww
[22:21] bbcandle325: so ridiculous
[22:21] shiningoogoodoll: hahahahaha
[22:21] shiningoogoodoll: den super man that hoe?
[22:21] shiningoogoodoll: ahahahaha
[22:22] shiningoogoodoll: i don't even know what that means. but it's funny.
[22:22] bbcandle325: do you know what that means?
[22:22] bbcandle325: it means to take advantage of her "and supersoak that ho" means to cum all over her
[22:22] bbcandle325: apparently
[22:22] shiningoogoodoll: hahaha. that's so gross. do people know that's what he's saying?
[22:22] shiningoogoodoll: and what's robocop?
[22:22] bbcandle325: well, cuz no one can understand the lyrics then they can't
[22:23] shiningoogoodoll: well i know it's a cartoon or sommat...haha. but i'm guessing it's a sex thing
[22:23] bbcandle325: go to www.urbandictionary.com
[22:23] bbcandle325: search all the terms in the song
[22:23] bbcandle325: its gross
[22:23] shiningoogoodoll: haha i don't think i want to
[22:23] bbcandle325: yeah
[22:24] shiningoogoodoll: so i'm guessing he named himself after his dick. ahahahaha
[22:25] shiningoogoodoll: hahaha it's the stupidist song i've ever heard.
[22:26] bbcandle325: hahahaaa he named himself after his dick
[22:26] bbcandle325: niceeee
[22:26] bbcandle325: but i don't get it
[22:27] shiningoogoodoll: soulja boy up in dis hoe. watch me crank it watch me roll. watch me crank dat soulja boy then super man dat hoe.
[22:27] shiningoogoodoll: the name of the rapper is soulja boy
[22:27] bbcandle325: haha
[22:27] bbcandle325: but: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soulja
[22:27] shiningoogoodoll: okay....well obviously his dick has survived hard times
[22:27] shiningoogoodoll: NO PUN INTENDED
[22:27] shiningoogoodoll: ahahahahaha
[22:28] bbcandle325: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
[22:28] bbcandle325: MANNNN
[22:28] bbcandle325: . crank dat
120 up, 11 down
Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"
Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.
[22:28] shiningoogoodoll: i'm laughing so much right now
[22:28] bbcandle325: i'm giggling
[22:29] shiningoogoodoll: oh man...i think that was the best pun i've ever made
[22:29] bbcandle325: i think so too
[22:29] bbcandle325: it was amazing
[22:29] shiningoogoodoll: hahaha