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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody ( Read more... )

"Long John Silver's seafood restaurant announced last week that it wants to be the first seafood restaurant on Mars, and that it will give Americans free giant shrimp if the rover finds conclusive evidence of an ocean by Feb. 29 ( Read more... )

1.What is the first person you ever slept with's middle name?

Oh, gosh... did he even have a middle name?

Wait... yes, he did. I believe it started with the letter K. But that's all speculation and my shoddy memory.

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?

Thong, black.

Why do I post these things?

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Looks like I'm going bowling tonight. Some my old friends from back when I was at UK doing my master's called, and wanted to catch up, as it had been a few months since they'd last seen me. Sounds like fun!

Capricepimp87 (3:55:38 PM): so wat does the bbc stand 4?
BBC Jessica (3:56:02 PM): british broadcasting service
Capricepimp87 (3:56:29 PM): ok buh bye u eveil blodd thirsty vampite WHORE ( Read more... )

I don't understand it. Time after time, when I've dropped hints about not being single, this guy online just keeps hinting. "Oh, making out and cuddling will be okay." What the hell dude? I'm 6 years older than you. That and people that keep wanting to meet up with me, or just want pics. I'm a person, not a piece of ass. Get it straight.

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I am a Hippy


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