I'M THE GOODWILL AMBASSADOR!

Dammit Guy.

Couldn't you have done something more than "Ow ):"? That's so lame. Geez. A whole letter, and all you write is "Ow".

What the heck is with that? Hmph.

And I'm never wearing that parrot costume again. Ever. Because I AM NOT A PARROT.

HMPH.