Alive Again

[bboyremix]

so last night i almost died from exhaustion after many many hours of work. i did not pass out, i fell asleep. it was a good long 12 hour sleep. the nasty girls next door apparently declared war on us, so i'm going to strap saran wrap on their toilet seats, it'll be hilarious!!! i'm almost done. i need to get paid!

Comments

[anonymous]

dude, I totally read that as "i need to get laid!" and I was like, ok there, good to see you're announcing that online! oh, and you could put sugar on the toilet seat - it's really uncomfortable, and if you use salt, it burns.