12 dinners failed

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Driving down the street...well, I guess it can't really be considered driving.

See, Flora's going about five miles an hour, and is drifting through the lanes oh god this won't end well. Every now and then she'll randomly come to a stop, or drift to the other side of the street. So, she obviously doesn't know what she's doing, or how to drive said

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[weaponsparked]

[And, rather oblivious to the peril of Flora's Driving, someone has decided to take this moment to jog to work. It's a good day, Jolt's happy, he's got things to do with himself... So why not take a nice long jog across town...

... Crossing the street in the process.]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Recovering from the whole 'I almost hit a car' fiasco, Flora's back to just weaving around on the road...

Until she sees Jolt crossing the street and panics, turning quickly to avoid him.

And hitting a mailbox.]

[weaponsparked]

[He doesn't even realize what's happened until he hears the crunch of the poor mailbox's demise. Then he turns, and stares.

... and then jogs over to get a look at the driver.]

Are you--did you just hit the--

...

Flora?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[SLAMS ON THE BREAKS. Even though she's...already stopped.]

Um...A-Ah...I-I...[Vague sounds and hand gestures go here.]

[windmill]

[Guess who else is an awful driver. Guess who likes to go really really fast. Guess who does not realize how terrible he is at it.

This guy. Have some tire-shrieking as he pulls up next to Flora.] You drive, too?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Stops.

Lets go of the break and starts moving again. Which is horrible because, Why isn't the car staying stopped?! Did she break it!?

Stops again...Oh...

Okay, well, maybe if she keeps pressing the break she'll stay stopped...] A-Ah...yes, I just started learning.

[windmill]

Just started?

[Obviously then this is the time for a GREAT IDEA]

Wanna race?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[GREATEST IDEA EVER.]

But...I'm not very good yet...

[bluecapboy]

[Luke hasn't seen Flora yet, but he's standing by the street corner, not paying attention to what's going on.]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Hit's another mailbox.]

[bluecapboy]

[He jumps back in surprise, about to yell at whoever is in the car to be more careful, when he notices who it is.]

...Flora?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[She's about to switch to park, but ends up accelerating and almost hitting a house.

Man, I feel bad for this drones house. She does...manage to stop, but just barely.]

I-I don't think I can do this.

You're doing fine, mom.

[followyouthere]

[Was standing by that parked car, thank you very much.

Jumps back, yelling:]

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FUCK!

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Stops the car.

Gets out and runs over, panicking.]

I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! [Needless to say, she forgot to put it in park, so the cars slowly rolling away...]

[followyouthere]

[Margot is about to start bitching some more when she notices the car starting to roll.]

........Is it supposed to do that?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Flora turns to the car and stares.

Well, this has been a productive day.]

I...don't think so...

[izlegal]

[Guess who's on his way home from work?]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Guess who just almost hit a tree?]

[izlegal]

[Guess who's watching across the street trying to guess who almost ran into a tree.]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Guess who's backing up and running into a few trashcans?]