The Law of Universal Gravitation 2: A Greater Affinity

[dashakay]

Title: The Law of Universal Gravitation 2: A Greater Affinity
Authors: dashakay, with allthingsholy, juniperlane and montycrowley
Summary: This should be everything she's ever wanted.
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Penny/Leonard, Penny/Sheldon
Spoilers: Through 3.02, The Jiminy Conjecture
Word Count: 7,000
Disclaimer: The characters in this story do not belong to me and no copyright infringement

Comments

[stephaniejane2]

Yep, yep, yep THIS.

[dashakay]

Mmm...thank you!

[middle_cyclone]

OH YOU. YOU AND YOUR MAGICAL SEXY SEXINESS. I LOVE IT.

Seriously, though, I love this concept so much, and you guys are doing a fantastic job so far. The idea that this stuff is secretly going on behind the scenes of canon makes me want to go back and re-watch these episodes and mentally insert these new bits into the chronology and snicker behind my hands. TAKE THAT, WRITERS.

I love the whole "Penny should be with a nice guy" theme, and the part about how she's a natural sex goddess (because you know she totally is, Cosmo wishes it knew her tricks), and the HOT angry revenge makeout in the laundry room, and...well, all of it, basically.

She doesn't think about Leonard during any of this. He doesn't exist in this universe.

WELL OF COURSE HE DOESN'T. HIS EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS WHEN THERE ARE HOT LANKY AMAZING KISSERS AROUND.

P.S. If I ever have a band, I'm totally calling "Stealth Orgasm."

[dashakay]

OH YOU. YOU AND YOUR MAGICAL COMMENTS THAT MAKE ME CLAP LIKE SPARKY THE SEAL. I LOVE IT.

Thank you so much! We're having so much fun planning and writing this series. Especially trying to fit this in the nooks and crannies of canon.

(I think that Stealth Orgasm would be a brilliant name for a band, BTW.)

Seriously, thank you up and down and backwards and forwards.

[___agentorange]

Oh, this was amazing! I hope you update soon!

[dashakay]

Thank you so much! The next chapter should be in about a week.

[dashakay]

Yeah, I'd like to see a confrontation about it, too. Because I was definitely not happy that by the next episode it was like it never happened.

Thanks a ton.

[fujiidom]

OH, MAN. I'M BASICALLY COMATOSE. I LOVE SO MUCH ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO BE. I can't believe I'm going to have to wait a week for more. AGONY, PURE AGONY.

[dashakay]

NO, DON'T BE COMATOSE. YOU'RE TOO AWESOME TO BE IN A COMA.

Thank you, darling. So glad you enjoyed this chapter.

P.S. Your icon makes me kind of ridiculously happy.

[fujiidom]

My icon was a real-time reaction and totally necessary. ;P ♥

[slybrunette]

Damn.

I think my brain is on overload mode write now but, yeah, this was pretty much awesome. And hot. Really hot.

Fantastic! Can't wait to read more!

[dashakay]

Thanks so much! Absolutely thrilled that you're enjoying what we have so far.