1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Scott~

You have fucked up.. Badly.

And with any hope, you will live to see the day to regret ever crossing terri or i.
And you will live a long life remembering every day how you tried to play the bully and fucking lost.

Ass.

So im a looser because i am happy in my relationship and dont want to fuck it up by going to your party, getting drunk, and partaking in the evenitable orgy that will occur ( Read more... )

im getting sick..

bhack.

I feel as though my intellect is dimished down to that of a childs.. I have no longer carry a creative spark in my back pocket for winter nights. No longer ramble off insightful dribble into the crisp night air. I havent had an insightful anything in the longest time ( Read more... )

I just now noticed how big sophie is getting..

She is huge.
And eats way to well..

She will be a year old soon.. Like november, but still.. She will be a year old soon..

They grow up so fast...

I feel like the angry old man that chases people with his caine ( Read more... )

Now i know why feminists get so damn testy..

I was just sexy harrassed by a crack head.
the bitch even grabbed my ass..

and honestly, this is the first time that i actually contimplated leveling a female.

what is the world cumming to?

Life is wonderful ( Read more... )

THESE ARE GREAT

1.Pass My Shotgun

2.Psychotic Mood S! hift

3.Perpetual Munching Spree

4.Puffy Mid-Section

5.People Make me Sick

6.Provide Me with Sweets

7.Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9.Pass My Sweatpants

10.Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.Plainly; Men Suck

12.Pack My Stuff ( Read more... )