snakes and a plane

[bcully]

I've changed my mind... I want a snake as a pet instead of a Tarantula (damn you Sober_Irish_GuyIt's a black and white Garter snake and he's about 4 months old.... While I was holding him, he lunged at a skanger/chav/scumbag/townie standing right next to me, so he's the snake for me :D

Comments

[wildfireskunk]

Trouser :)

[bcully]

>:-( That's rude!!! A snake is for life.. not just for perversion!

[wildfireskunk]

But you can mix both!

Should call it Irwin tbh.

[bcully]

it's just a baby you paedophile!

Irwin? as in Steve?

[shadowmanx]

Call the Snake "MYST!"
or even "large reptile that feeds upon mice"

[bcully]

I thought of that, but then it'd be more like Mysssssssst....

he's not that Large, so I can't call him that yet... give him a year and he'll be big (3foot+) :D

[vysethebee]

I vote Slinky, simply because its the best nightclub in the south west :]

[jakazid]

Then I could buy a bigger snake and call it Hardcore Heaven! And well... you get the picture.

[bcully]

I don't get the picture... what did I miss here?

[bcully]

o_O what kind of nightclub? just like regular club tunes or is there a special "theme" to it?

bleh anyway... If I call him slinky, I'll get the urge to throw him downstairs :/

[wildfireskunk]

That picture ins't helping with the pwnis jokes.

"Cordoroid 10000" is the suggestion of my cousin. And no, he's not 6 :(

Slinky might win. Slinky the Snake. Maybe Jake?

[bcully]

2 votes already for slinky.

Jake? umm.. I'll have to find out the snakes sex.. I'm pretty sure it's male.. but I am not 100% sure.

Did you know that snakes have forked penises aswell as forked tongues... useful...

[simonx]

Call it Badger. Or Mushroom >_>

[bcully]

I hate mushrooms, so that's a definite no no.... Badger is cool except it'd just remind me of the crimson badgers and it'd probably give me nightmares :/