Universal "Stdoies" used to be a lot of fun..........before my friends pushed me off the boat in Jurassic Park and I fell into the water, and once I got out, I found myself staring at a 100-foot homosexually imbalanced mechanical dinosaur. It scarred me for life.
The same kind of thing happened about a year ago on Revenge of the Mummy, except that when I got pushed out, the Mummy lashed out at me and grabbed my balls. I'm sure he was homosexually imbalanced too, but I didn't get to talk to him after.
Because, you see, after the Jurassic Park incident, the dinosaur took me out for lunch to make up for his mistakes. We became good friends after that. You might know that gay bastard........his name is Mikey Gray.
Anyways, glad you're enjoying yourself. Take care.
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yeah mofo.
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The same kind of thing happened about a year ago on Revenge of the Mummy, except that when I got pushed out, the Mummy lashed out at me and grabbed my balls. I'm sure he was homosexually imbalanced too, but I didn't get to talk to him after.
Because, you see, after the Jurassic Park incident, the dinosaur took me out for lunch to make up for his mistakes. We became good friends after that. You might know that gay bastard........his name is Mikey Gray.
Anyways, glad you're enjoying yourself. Take care.
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bernard, i love you too.
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