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[workerbee73]

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Fill: Fic. Natasha’s Five Lovers (Love is Cosmic). No Warnings, PG-13

[hufflepuffsneak]

Natasha has only had five lovers. Steve has had none, Bruce has had four, Clint has had seven and Thor has had nine. Removing Tony as a statistical outlier, Natasha is exactly average for The Avengers Team. So when the press make assumptions about her and her earlier missions she is amused more than anything else

Re: Fill: Fic. Natasha’s Five Lovers (Love is Cosmic). No Warnings, PG-13

[workerbee73]

OMG, this is unspeakably perfect and I am loving the hell out of this headcanon.

Re: Fill: Fic. Natasha’s Five Lovers (Love is Cosmic). No Warnings, PG-13

[hufflepuffsneak]

Thanks muchly :)

Re: Fill: Fic. Natasha’s Five Lovers (Love is Cosmic). No Warnings, PG-13

[paksenarrion2]

I love this. Perfection.

Especially this line She backpedals out of that relationship like a cat confronted with a spray bottle.

All I can think of is my cat when I pick up the spray bottle when he is about to do something he shouldn't. He suddenly disappears like a ghost.

The whole thing also (to me) encapsulates a maturation of Natasha. Well done.

Re: Fill: Fic. Natasha’s Five Lovers (Love is Cosmic). No Warnings, PG-13

[hufflepuffsneak]

Thank you! That was what I was going for. Also the mental image of Natasha as a cat has stuck with me from one of the daemon fics.