FIC: The Archer Prince, Rating: G, Warnings: CrackpoppetawoppetAugust 28 2012, 18:58:46 UTC
I regret nothing *
Clint is one of those boys who at first seems ordinary, but the more you are aware of him, the handsomer he becomes (and in fact, by the time this story ends, he will be the handsomest man in all of Marvel). He excels at archery, and one day, hopes to join Prince Steve's soldiers, or wander the land, winning tournaments and possibly the hand of a fair lady.
Until the girl comes, that is. Clint's father hires a new hand, and his daughter comes too. It turns out she is excellent with horses, and Clint's mother takes her in and asks her to help around the house too.
Clint, ever the spoiled only child, is jealous. So instead of making friends, he calls her Farm Girl, and ignores her most of the time. Every time he asks her to do something, she gives him a rude gesture and walks away. But if she asks him anything, he mockingly bows and says 'As you wish.'
Re: FIC: The Archer Prince, Rating: G, Warnings: CrackhufflepuffsneakAugust 28 2012, 19:30:30 UTC
*faints* This. is. amazing.
(Small nitpick. In the first line "You're uncle" should be "your uncle")
"Dread Pirate Whedon." OMG. You are wonderful and should have all the things.
"the lands of Marvel and Deecee will be in civil war" "Fangirls of Unending Shrieking?"
*laughing so hard I fell off my chair*
I still remember watching that movie for the first time as a kid. Totally practiced "I am Iniga Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," approximately fifty-gazillion times in front of a mirror.
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Clint is one of those boys who at first seems ordinary, but the more you are aware of him, the handsomer he becomes (and in fact, by the time this story ends, he will be the handsomest man in all of Marvel). He excels at archery, and one day, hopes to join Prince Steve's soldiers, or wander the land, winning tournaments and possibly the hand of a fair lady.
Until the girl comes, that is. Clint's father hires a new hand, and his daughter comes too. It turns out she is excellent with horses, and Clint's mother takes her in and asks her to help around the house too.
Clint, ever the spoiled only child, is jealous. So instead of making friends, he calls her Farm Girl, and ignores her most of the time. Every time he asks her to do something, she gives him a rude gesture and walks away. But if she asks him anything, he mockingly bows and says 'As you wish.'
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**DIES**
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(Small nitpick. In the first line "You're uncle" should be "your uncle")
"Dread Pirate Whedon." OMG. You are wonderful and should have all the things.
"the lands of Marvel and Deecee will be in civil war" "Fangirls of Unending Shrieking?"
*laughing so hard I fell off my chair*
I still remember watching that movie for the first time as a kid. Totally practiced "I am Iniga Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," approximately fifty-gazillion times in front of a mirror.
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Once I watched the DVD in French just so I could learn "Hello" to say in class.
(THANK YOU)
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