this is rigoddamndiculous :D

and yes, i used your word
but ill credit you for that

wtf.

dad: *sees dog* buckwheat! you gotta stop ridin dirty! catch you ridin dirty.. ridin dirty!

*later*
dad: *dog is laying on bed* *dad walks up to* they see him patrollin.. hes hatin!.. ridin! *evil laughter*....... ridin!.. and rollin!
me: um dad what are you doing.
dad: buckwheats rollin and ridin! *walks out laughing evily*
me: *omg wtf.*

ok, today i went to the mall and ummmm to sum it up ( Read more... )

happy birthday ashley :)

someone give me the 411 on bdbt06

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY!!!!

HAHAHA omg

ok well my grandma called dell to get printer ink-- cut to the chase:  at the end the guy told her to call a number to verify her credit card. turned out to be a gay sex hotline.
"hey big boy--" *omg hangs up* *mustve called the wrong number* *calls back* "hey big boyyy. i know what you want--" *OH SHIT hangs up*

ok wow i found this in an old lj

1. Think of a word you would use to describe me
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply. (Explanations are optional.)

put in in your lj and ill do it for you :D

on friday the thirteenth, 2090, i will turn 100.
:)

omg i seriously watched this like 20 times
its so funny XD
especially since i can picture my cat doing the same thing

http://www.holylemon.com/content.php?id=457