Anti-OTP - Valentine/Rosencrantz

[be_my_me]

*by most standards, the doublet would be considered barely soiled, but to Valentine, a stain the size of a pinhead is still a stain, and the doublet must be replaced. so off he goes to the DF mall! and if his new doublet doesn't match any of his old shoes and he has to buy a new pair, well, let it be!*

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[permanent_blur]

*well, the mall is an excellent place to meet a rosencrantz, who is mostly using up his change in the vending machines on candy and those cute little bouncy ball-things -- one of which has escaped, and he's chasing it when he bumps (or collides, if you prefer) into valentine* -- oh! sorry -- !

[be_my_me]

*smiles* 'Tis no matter, sir, I am unhurt.

[permanent_blur]

sorry for getting in your way, then -- it can be very inconvenient, i'm told -- i -- *and oh my ... ! looks up and realizes this is a v. attractive, well-dressed man he's just run into; it's not very difficult to forget what he was saying* -- um.

[be_my_me]

*has realized that the man who ran into him is also v. attractive, if a total mess clothes-wise* "Um," sir?