'kiss me and tell me it's not broken'

[bea_in_a_bonnet]

Number of days at new job: 7
Number of entries in accident book: 1

Cracking your head on the underside of a kitchen work surface in front of the person who's practically your boss is kind of embarassing.

Anybody (other than the weevil) who can identify the source of this quote gets internet cookies.

Character A: Filing in report in accident book

Comments

[lenina101]

*bites lip in an attempt not to answer it*

And the correct response is actually "fair enough" I believe :p

In fact it goes
Character A: "Cause of accident?"
Character B: "Erm..."
Character A: "Arsing about?"
Character B: "Fair enough"

*goes to hide before you hit me for being pedantic*

[thelizzybabes]

Dinnerladies?

Hope you're ok! Sounds painful! xxx

[iaink]

thats a good shout. My fist thought was actually well out - i was thinking of an american film, then of course realised that they wouldnt use the word "arse"

though something like blackbooks could also be an option.

[thelizzybabes]

Glad you think so! The suspense for (much needed) internet cookies is nearly too much for me. And I am hoping assuming here she means the virtual yummy kind in the same way you would receive "internet chocolate" rather than the evil kind that set your pop-ups/blockers/virus scanner off.

Bollocks. Apologies for the first fuck up

[bea_in_a_bonnet]

No worries my little lizzybabes. May I ask what brings you to be awake at this time of a Saturday? I was quite surprised to see your message pop up in my email just now.

As for why I'm up? Combination of body clock, sunshine and general figdgeting.

*hands you double choc-chip interweb cookies*